jueves, agosto 10, 2006

Romanceando

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They are brought on the deck for the hanging. Rose decides to die with Charlie and makes a sentimental request of the captain:

"Would you hang us together, please?"

The German captain grants Charlie's touching last request - that they be married before the execution (Rose concurs: "What a lovely idea!").

The captain officiates, but leaves them little time to exchange vows and smiles:

Captain: What kind of craziness is this?
Charlie: Aw come on, Captain, it'll only take a minute, and it'll mean such a lot to the lady.
Captain: Very well, if you wish it absolutely. What are the names again?
Charlie: Charles.
Rose: Rosie. Rose.

Captain: Do you, Charles, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?
Charlie: (nodding) Yes, sir.

Captain: Do you, Rose, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?
Rose: I do.

Captain: By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife.

Proceed with the execution.

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